a #Kot’s C.V (A comparison to Jimnah Mbaru)

8

January 16, 2013 by therarechamp

2001-2004 Attended Githurai High school.
Prominent grass cutter and potential golf player.
Recognised thug and hustler. Started stealing text books from form 1.

2004-2008 Tarmacked

2005- Opened yahoo account and paraded as a nigerian investor named Okechwukwu

2007-present: Joined Facebook
Acquired skills include
-stalking
- rude comments
- downloading photos
- admin of 5 pages

2008- Present: Joined twitter after stealing smartphone
Skills include
-Downloading avis
-making memes
- #TeamMafisi activist
-#TeamRoast
-Abuse
- Member of #DiaperKids
-Tweefing (Won 5, Lost 2)
- Gossip and talking about people who have achieved much
- holds a record of tweeting without sleep for 22 hours
- Has a re-tweet from Rihanna in 2009 as a newbie

Famous roasts include
Kibriti roast
Mbunde roast
Waruinge roast
Paapa roast
And many more….

Referee: Alai (He gave me one HTC)

About these ads

8 thoughts on “a #Kot’s C.V (A comparison to Jimnah Mbaru)

  1. hahahahahaha…………….

  2. reinapap says:

    LMAO

  3. Anonymous says:

    There’s a Githurai High?

  4. Anonymous says:

    guthurai high iko ghetto mbaya..they dnt hav a field..

  5. Mitsmann says:

    I saw Jimnah Mbaru’s real cv today morning, iko juu tu sana

  6. nyagah says:

    hahaha ati team mafisi lol i wanna join

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 2,455 other followers

%d bloggers like this: