a #Kot’s C.V (A comparison to Jimnah Mbaru)
8January 16, 2013 by therarechamp
2001-2004 Attended Githurai High school.
Prominent grass cutter and potential golf player.
Recognised thug and hustler. Started stealing text books from form 1.
2004-2008 Tarmacked
2005- Opened yahoo account and paraded as a nigerian investor named Okechwukwu
2007-present: Joined Facebook
Acquired skills include
-stalking
- rude comments
- downloading photos
- admin of 5 pages
2008- Present: Joined twitter after stealing smartphone
Skills include
-Downloading avis
-making memes
- #TeamMafisi activist
-#TeamRoast
-Abuse
- Member of #DiaperKids
-Tweefing (Won 5, Lost 2)
- Gossip and talking about people who have achieved much
- holds a record of tweeting without sleep for 22 hours
- Has a re-tweet from Rihanna in 2009 as a newbie
Famous roasts include
Kibriti roast
Mbunde roast
Waruinge roast
Paapa roast
And many more….
Referee: Alai (He gave me one HTC)
hahahahahaha…………….
LMAO
Lol
Hahaha!
There’s a Githurai High?
guthurai high iko ghetto mbaya..they dnt hav a field..
I saw Jimnah Mbaru’s real cv today morning, iko juu tu sana
hahaha ati team mafisi lol i wanna join